Comments on: I Touch Myself http://lyricallyme.wordpress.com/2008/05/01/i-touch-myself/ Wed, 21 Oct 2009 16:40:25 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: Lyrically Me http://lyricallyme.wordpress.com/2008/05/01/i-touch-myself/#comment-550 Lyrically Me Fri, 02 May 2008 11:49:40 +0000 http://lyricallyme.wordpress.com/?p=171#comment-550 Contessa Confessa - I hate that one too - I must have blocked that one out. Ick. Gentle - some others are... Flogging the dolphin Spanking the monkey Beat the beaver (I swear, I'm not sure why PETA hasn't gotten involved with so many of these euphemisms sounding like animal cruelty). There are a few links to more euphemisms below... A few made me laugh out loud ("Donald Trump firing his apprentice" for example, or "A date with Pamela Handerson"). http://www.topfive.com/arcs/t5031899.shtml http://www.thechurning.com/2007/01/04/masturbation-euphemisms-jilling-rubbing-one-out-spanking-the-monkey-etc/ Contessa Confessa – I hate that one too – I must have blocked that one out. Ick.

Gentle – some others are…
Flogging the dolphin
Spanking the monkey
Beat the beaver

(I swear, I’m not sure why PETA hasn’t gotten involved with so many of these euphemisms sounding like animal cruelty).

There are a few links to more euphemisms below… A few made me laugh out loud (“Donald Trump firing his apprentice” for example, or “A date with Pamela Handerson”).

http://www.topfive.com/arcs/t5031899.shtml

http://www.thechurning.com/2007/01/04/masturbation-euphemisms-jilling-rubbing-one-out-spanking-the-monkey-etc/

]]> By: happilykim http://lyricallyme.wordpress.com/2008/05/01/i-touch-myself/#comment-548 happilykim Fri, 02 May 2008 09:40:30 +0000 http://lyricallyme.wordpress.com/?p=171#comment-548 yankie my wankie? yankie my wankie?

]]> By: gentle http://lyricallyme.wordpress.com/2008/05/01/i-touch-myself/#comment-547 gentle Fri, 02 May 2008 09:34:14 +0000 http://lyricallyme.wordpress.com/?p=171#comment-547 Hey, one can even paticipate online ! And please give me some more euphemisms - I need foreign language input ^^ Hey, one can even paticipate online ! And please give me some more euphemisms – I need foreign language input ^^

]]> By: Contessa Confessa http://lyricallyme.wordpress.com/2008/05/01/i-touch-myself/#comment-545 Contessa Confessa Fri, 02 May 2008 02:55:22 +0000 http://lyricallyme.wordpress.com/?p=171#comment-545 Ummm, I hate "choking the chicken." Ummm, I hate “choking the chicken.”

]]> By: Lyrically Me http://lyricallyme.wordpress.com/2008/05/01/i-touch-myself/#comment-544 Lyrically Me Fri, 02 May 2008 02:33:59 +0000 http://lyricallyme.wordpress.com/?p=171#comment-544 I know, I know... But you know, I do consider it a public service (hee hee, I almost wrote "pubic service" ;) ) to share this information with the people. I know, I know…

But you know, I do consider it a public service (hee hee, I almost wrote “pubic service” ;) ) to share this information with the people.

]]> By: Holly http://lyricallyme.wordpress.com/2008/05/01/i-touch-myself/#comment-536 Holly Fri, 02 May 2008 01:20:42 +0000 http://lyricallyme.wordpress.com/?p=171#comment-536 really now, what can I say? lol. really now, what can I say? lol.

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