“So you can make me cum
That doesn’t make you jesus…”
-Tori Amos

A public service announcement from Lyrical (yeah, she of the doesn’t really like to tell people about her sex life fame):
According to the website The Daily Bedpost, April is National Orgasm Month (if you’re single and want to get started practicing for May’s National Masturbation Month, I suppose that’s alright too…or, even if you’re not single and just want a little solo action, that’s fine also).

So, there’s the info for you. Do with it what you will. I realize I’m late getting this information to you (and know that it’s not just because I was trying to get a head start on the month!), but it’s only April 3, so you still have plenty of April left to… get busy.